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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Healer, the King’s chief physician. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, when applied continuously for at least an hour, would cure this type of itch.  His records showed that Nick the Dragon Slayer had such saliva.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he could put put into his mouth, and for the next hour, Nick worked passionately on the Queen’s magnificent breasts.

The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick was greeted by Horatio, who demanded his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, and knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, Nick just laughed and told Horatio to just forget about it.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the itching powder into the King’s underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.

Moral?  Pay your debts.

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[Anna Sigríður Guðmundsdóttir, 16.1.2010 kl. 21:05]

Skil ekki ensku of vel en hefði verið fróðlegt fyrir mig sem Íslenskur ríkisborgari að skilja það sem þarna var sagt. Það hafa ekki allir sömu möguleika til að læra á Íslandi. Þar kemur margt til. En það hafa allir kosningarétt. Svo virðist réttlætið fjúka út í veður og vind, og þeir menntuðu taka völdin. Spurning hvort réttlætið ráði?